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Adventures of a Beer Activist > Gaia Theory, Faggots in Gravy,
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Gaia
Theory, Faggots in Gravy, & Cow Flatulence
by Chris O'Brien
Since
January of 2004, I've visited four continents, brewed
rammoora sorghum beer in Mali, sipped tedj in grass huts
in the Ethiopian Highlands, tracked organic beers in a
high speed chase from northern California to Vermont,
trekked to a Texan beer oasis named in honor of a the
great brewing patron Saint Arnold, chugged cold quarts
of lager in the Brazilian Amazon, and walked English country
lanes in search a pint of real ale that is served between
the hours of three and six pm. Such is the life of a beer
activist.
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Organic
Beers
However, rather than try to squeeze a case of long necks into a box
of pony bottles, I'll skip those stories for now and pick up at the
present. To fully enjoy this pint-sized ale tale, I suggest you celebrate
the summer and try a bottle of Wolavers
new Wit beer. Its crisp, refreshing, and made with organic barley,
wheat, and hops. What could be better on a warm sunny day?
Speaking of organic wheat beers, Riedenburgers
Weizen Premium is also delicious, as well as organic. There is an
empty bottle of it sitting on my window sill along with about fifteen
other organic beers that I've discovered while residing here at Schumacher
College, The Old Postern, Dartington, near Totnes, Devon, the
west of England (that address makes me thirsty just saying it).
Organic beer is widely available here in the U.K. Some supermarkets
even have their own house brands. But organic beers are spreading
in the US too. Check out Roger Protz' Organic
Beer Guide, or just google the internet for organic beer. Look
for a longer feature on organic beers in a future column of Fermenting
Revolution.
Faggots in Gravy
The River Dart, a tidal river, ebbs and flows near my little room
here at the College. Tidal rivers are important because of the unique
estuary ecosystems they create. But I've been swimming in what is
more like a river of ale. Real ales and rough ciders abound in the
surrounding country pubs. What's more is that I have already attended
two beer festivals in as many weeks. Keith Floyd is apparently a famous
personality on British TV. I had never heard of the guy until I happened
to pick up a used copy of On Hangovers, one of the many books he has
penned. It turns out the beer festival I attended the next day was
in his former pub, the Maltsters Arms, in Tuckenhay. The next event
was the Plymouth CAMRA
chapter's annual Beer Festival, held of course, in Plymouth, a town
on the south western English coast. This otherwise unremarkable event
(except in the fact that they did have nearly 200 real ales and ciders
on tap which is nothing short of amazing in itself) was made more
worthwhile by taking in some of the local Plymouth color. We dined
in a fish and chips shop whose menu boasted 'faggots in gravy' for
1 pound seventy pence. Then we walked down to 'The Hoe' to watch blue-haired
octogenerians playing 'bowls'.
Gaia Theorist Wingnuts
A word about my current beer-quest sponsor, so to speak. Schumacher
College is an international center for ecological studies. The place
is crawling with earth-activist, Gaia theorist, eco-feminist, chaos
physicist, wingnuts like James
Lovelock, Lynn
Margulis, and Fritjof
Capra. Being among misunderstood geniuses like these people makes
me feel right at home of course. After all, more than a few people
raise an eyebrow in concern for my mental health when I tell them
I am writing a book about how beer is saving the world - as if that's
a crazy idea or something. Gaia theory suggests that Earth acts like
a big living organism, and all life on Earth is interconnected and
interdependent.
I first discovered Schumacher College six years ago when I attended
a five week course here about ecology, economics & globalization.
The course instructors - some of the world's top experts in this emergent
area of study (among them, Wolfgang Sachs of the Wuppertal
Institute, and Martin Khor of the Third
World Network), impressed us with their detailed knowledge of
how unfair and unsustainable global trading practices are leading
the planet to disaster.
In contrast to these famous experts, my own budding inquiry into beer
must have looked rather ill-informed and unrefined at the time. In
fact I recall making disparaging remarks about the 'wet sock' odor
of English ales. Whereas today, a much improved beer enthusiast, I
still think English beer tastes like wet socks, but now I quite like
that about them. And what's more, England's 'real ales' are a vital
part of the movement to save the planet by relying on local, craft
production.
To Ale in a Handcart
Returning to Schumacher after so many years, I find I am far less
interested in concentrating on how the world is going to hell in a
hand basket and quite a bit more fascinated with how it is going to
ale in a handcart.
In Britain, real ale is served, as Americans like to say, warm and
flat. But a better description is that they are served at proper cellar
temperature. And far from being flat, they are poured with only their
naturally occurring carbon dioxide. That means they don't have a tube
of CO2 running into the keg pressurizing them with forced carbonation,
i.e. making them very fizzy.
Both of these attributes (warm and flat, that is) are good for the
planet as well as the palate. The lack of industrial refrigeration
required is a clear benefit in energy savings. Refrigerators are pretty
inefficient to begin with, and they are often the most energy intensive
equipment in any house or restaurant. The associated cost savings
in utilities is also a boon for the publican.
The natural level of carbonation is good in two ways. First, carbon
gasses are a major contributor to climate change, so limiting them
is a good thing. Second, when combined with cellar serving temperature,
the minimal carbonation allows for maximum enjoyment of the delightful
wet sock aroma and flavor of these ales (some beer tasters prefer
words like biscuity, earthy, or bready, to describe these flavors
and aromas, but I'll stick with 'wet sock', 'locker room', and 'farty').
Cold and fizzy is actually a smart way of covering up the lack of
flavor in many beers. Its actually a simple concept that wine drinkers
already understand: the flavors in a glass of red wine, for example,
are more pronounced when the wine is not served ice cold; and who
would ever dream of pumping fizz into a fine dry merlot? Though, in
fact, worse is done. How about an island-themed wine cooler, fresh
from the fridge and popping with bubbles? Not that there's anything
wrong with that, mind you. In fact, in a way it sounds delicious.
Indeed, I think people should drink whatever they want, whenever they
want. And if mass-marketed, ice cold, alcoholic, sugary, fizz-water
is what you want, then by all means go for it. But, well, you know.
I'm just sayin.
Try a real ale, conditioned in the cask, and served at cellar temperature.
You might just find that you like it more than your standard bland
and fizzy lager.
According to Experts
Although some of the folks here at Schumacher seem dubious of my beer
pursuit, many are quite enthusiastic. One of the visiting lecturers,
Bill Dunster, architect of the pioneering BedZED
project, a zero-energy housing development in London, had this
to say:
"The most important feature of all of the projects we build is
the bar. It is the only way to kick start a new community socially."
John
and Nancy Jack Todd, two other lecturers here, who are world renown
for their living machines, which use living organisms to clean wastewater,
shared with me some of their work on an eco-industrial park that includes
a brewery. The design utilizes spent brewing grain and wastewater
to raise mushrooms and fish, as well as to create energy using a biogas
digester. It turns out the location of the intended park is the Intervale,
a place I visited just a couple months ago in Burlington, VT. The
Intervale's director, Stephen Morris, is a beer man himself, having
penned The
Great Beer Trek, a romantic, yet down to earth story about a real
life quest for 'The Secret of the Suds!' The Todds have designed 'living
machines' for breweries like Pomona Mountain brewery.
As it happens, the College's administrator is a former publican herself.
Just today she confided in me her melancholy sentiments about the
state of England's pub trade. "It used to be the heart of the
community. Pubs and churches."
Speaking of English pubs, Britain's oldest one is just a ten minute
walk from my room. The Cott Inn was first licensed to sell alcohol
in 1320 and has supposedly been operating as a pub ever since. I like
to go down there for a pint of Abbot
Ale in the afternoon and sit in the part of the bar marked with
a sign that reads: "The Beer & Bullshit Corner." Just
think about how much of both has flowed forth in nearly seven hundred
years of business.
Bullshit Should Be of Keen Interest to Beer
Drinkers
Methane, from cow manure and flatulence, is one of the greenhouse
gasses most responsible for global warming. If it isn't obvious, the
bit about this that makes it germane to our subject is that global
warming will cause all manner of havoc in agricultural production,
due to sporadic weather patterns and massive changes in the suitability
of arable lands for crops traditionally grown in certain regions.
Barley and hops are two crops I happen to value quite highly. I would
hate to see climate change monkey with these blessed grains and vines.
As a beer drinker, this compels me to do something about global warming.
Rather than buying an extra fridge to deal with my growing beer storage
requirements, I have decided to go the way of real ale and serve my
home made beer straight from the keg at room temperature (I'm still
working out how to dig a hole in the ground in the middle of the kitchen
so I can achieve 'cellar' temp) via a hand pump. It's actually a lot
easier than bottling my homebrew, it doesn't require forced carbonation,
and now I also have beer on tap! I'll include more tips about how
to drink your way to a cooler planet in future issues of Fermenting
Revolution: The Beer Drinkers Guide to Saving the World.
Next Stop Addis Ababa
The next edition of Fermenting Revolution will issue forth from my
Addis Ababa home, and most likely will feature exotic photos of fully
exposed cans of Ethiopian tela. In the meanwhile, why not start saving
the world today by drinking a nice organic beer? Cheers until next
time.
Fermenting Revolution,
Chris O'Brien
P.S. I would love to hear your comments about this brewsletter and
web site. If you yell real loud, I might hear you. Otherwise, email
me. Thanks.
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photos: Copyright 2005 Christopher Mark O'Brien, unless otherwise
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